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finalfantasyfootball:

reverseracist:

muna543:

I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist

finalfantasyfootball:

reverseracist:

muna543:

I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist

sexy-svetlana94:

The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain

collections that are raw as fuck ➝ fouad sarkis s/s 2014

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

rampagey:

breakingdads:

hemingay:

bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.

of-asgard-and-isengard:

"What would it mean to you to win for what has been such an acclaimed Shakespearean performance?"

A truly beautiful man

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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growley:

water-for-mermaids:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

This is just fucking weird.

enjoy your new bedtime, bitch