hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
So I was cooking lunch today when I opened the window only to realise that the most hedious looking bug was on the other side of it. Panicking I yell “Omfg that is the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen!” and slam it shut again. My girlfriend then tells me she looked out the window when I started yelling and saw some guy standing at the roadside looking really upset afterwards. Now I feel bad.
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training
this had sixty notes last night
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
Seeing your friend’s art on your dash like
Tom Hiddleston - Behind the Scenes of Tinker Bell and the Pirate Fairy x
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal